Welp, here it is. These are things that have wandered to me over the net. I want to stress that I did not write any of these- this is just humor I've collected over the past year while I've been on the net. Where possible, I attribute the original author.
I will not be updating this section of the website- heck, I haven't touched it really since 1996. Why start now? So- it's here just 'cuz. :)